click here to ask me shit.   Submit   I don't like about me's so I don't do them. Okay bye.

human:

lying liar. you’re lying.

Liar. You are lying.

(Source: human, via adore-castiel)

— 2 months ago with 47953 notes
"Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of it’s constant hunger for whatever it is it wants. The way it stops and starts."
Edgar Allan Poe (via katelouisepowell)

(Source: kristijxo, via skeletal-flowers)

— 2 months ago with 7524 notes

Dave Franco as Eric » 21 Jump Street

(Source: loislanes, via itssimplechaos)

— 2 months ago with 64482 notes

italktosnakes:

icantdotheonesteptwostep:

shouldertappingghosts:

haiirflip:

today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information

Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?

Well thats what girls do

Great, now everyone knows. 

(via larrystylinsongetsiton)

— 8 months ago with 564059 notes
Anonymous asked: Is your name Zoë? ~


Answer:

nope. x

— 11 months ago

Sasha, I’ve decided it’s time to take this thing public. You, me, us.

(Source: austinlanghams)

— 1 year ago with 225 notes

when I hold doors for people

Kids:...
Teenagers:Thanks.
Adults:Thank you.
Old People:WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.
— 1 year ago with 426576 notes

viserystargeryen:

viserystargeryen:

my auntie brought us these weird circular pediatric things from Hong Kong

image

so, naturally

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sTOP reLBOGGING THIS IT WAS A STUPID DECISION ON A STUPID DAY IT WAS A WEEK AGO OK I’VE CHANGED

(via shippintothegrave)

— 1 year ago with 244925 notes

estellecampanella:

stabsinthe:

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

in the internet

image

(via ioniccolumn)

— 1 year ago with 893872 notes